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PostSubject: Geographical Facts of the Sexes   Mon Nov 05, 2007 2:36 pm

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa; half discovered, half wild,
naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America; well developed and open to
trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India; very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France; gently aging but still warm, and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain; with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia; lost the war and haunted by past mistakes.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia; very wide, and borders are now un-patrolled.

After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.... only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran - ruled by a dick
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PostSubject: Re: Geographical Facts of the Sexes   Mon Nov 05, 2007 3:25 pm

Indubitably.
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PostSubject: Re: Geographical Facts of the Sexes   Mon Nov 05, 2007 3:36 pm

lol lol lol lol lol

Excellent!
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PostSubject: Re: Geographical Facts of the Sexes   Mon Nov 05, 2007 7:37 pm

Us menfolk is really simple, ain't we?
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PostSubject: Re: Geographical Facts of the Sexes   Tue Nov 06, 2007 11:33 am

Some are simply amazing.
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