HomeFAQRegisterLog in

Share | 
 

 Poor Rover

Go down 
AuthorMessage
Bam
The Stodgemeister
avatar

Posts : 1807
Join date : 2007-07-25

PostSubject: Poor Rover   Tue Oct 21, 2008 4:49 am

A veterinarian was also an amateur geneticist. One day, one of his experiments paid off. He successfully combined the DNA of a cantaloupe with that of a dog. The result was a small, round dog with orange-tinted fur.

For many years, the dog was happy. But over time, he became lethargic and morose. The vet tried everything to cure the dog's depression. Eventually, he decided to take the dog to a pet psychiatrist. The psychiatrist told the veterinarian not to worry. The dog was just ...
















... a little melon collie.
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://bamsplace.com
baldar77
Sinfully Hard... To Please
avatar

Posts : 1675
Join date : 2007-09-15

PostSubject: Re: Poor Rover   Tue Oct 21, 2008 5:15 pm

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Bam
The Stodgemeister
avatar

Posts : 1807
Join date : 2007-07-25

PostSubject: Re: Poor Rover   Wed Oct 22, 2008 1:22 am

affraid Your ghost impression is scary.
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://bamsplace.com
Bam
The Stodgemeister
avatar

Posts : 1807
Join date : 2007-07-25

PostSubject: Re: Poor Rover   Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:25 am

A panda bear walks into a bar and orders a sandwich. The waiter brings him the sandwich. The panda bear eats it, pulls out a pistol, kills the waiter, and gets up and starts to walk out.

The bartender yells for him to stop. The panda bear asks, "What do you want?"

The bartender replies, "First you come in here, order food, kill my waiter, then try to go without paying for your food."

The panda bear turns around and says, "Hey! I'm a Panda. Look it up!"

The bartender goes into the back room and looks up panda in the encyclopedia, which read: "Panda: a bear-like marsupial originating in Asian regions. Known largely for it's stark black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://bamsplace.com
Rose
much too perspicacious to be taken in by so spurious an argument
avatar

Posts : 2262
Join date : 2007-08-23

PostSubject: Re: Poor Rover   Tue Nov 11, 2008 7:52 am

*snicker*
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://www.facebook.com/Rose.Dawkins
Sponsored content




PostSubject: Re: Poor Rover   

Back to top Go down
 
Poor Rover
Back to top 
Page 1 of 1
 Similar topics
-
» the most expensive USED land rover i have ever seen
» Secret Santa gives out $100 bills to help the poor
» 27 Nov 2011: 3x Axial Wraith 3x Traxxas Summit, Land Rover D90 SCX10 CC01 at Devils Backbone
» Help my poor poor toons
» New DD/Rover Hauler

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
NOTHING TO SEE :: NOTHING WE DO FOR FUN :: Don't Post Here-
Jump to: