Sassenach
much too perspicacious to be taken in by so spurious an argument
Age : 45
Joined : 23 Aug 2007
Posts : 1536
|  Subject: phone sex  Tue Jun 10, 2008 2:57 pm | |
| Who gives it? They do.
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baldar77
Sinfully Hard... To Please
Joined : 15 Sep 2007
Posts : 1277
| | Subject: Re: phone sex Tue Jun 10, 2008 5:19 pm | |
| | I think maybe that big black lady and I have talked before....only it was about her not paying me for damage done to my car by her uninsured ass....every time I called her, she turned it into a sex thing, always saying "fuck you" and telling me to go fuck myself and stick things up my ass. Even after I knew there was no hope of ever getting reimbursed, I continued calling her.....just for the vicarious thrills of the phone sex she engaged me in. I remember one memorable evening.....we had been engaging in small talk....things like her how big and tough her boyfriend was, and how she liked to play with guns and fantasized about shooting someone.....when all of a sudden, I must have said something that really turned her on, because she unleashed a torrent of things she wanted to do to me. Now don't get me wrong....I've never been offended by kinky sexual activity....but this lady really had an imagination of how to have a fun time. I don't know how much she makes with her phone sex gig, but she could make a fortune writing porn movie scripts. |
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Sassenach
much too perspicacious to be taken in by so spurious an argument
Age : 45
Joined : 23 Aug 2007
Posts : 1536
| | Subject: Re: phone sex Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:26 pm | |
| I tell you what, she may not be the fantasy sex goddess callers picture but that 60 yo woman looks damned good for her age.
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baldar77
Sinfully Hard... To Please
Joined : 15 Sep 2007
Posts : 1277
| | Subject: Re: phone sex Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:46 pm | |
| | I like Jack Nicholson's line in that movie where he was dating a college girl, but then fell for her mother......"for some reason, young women make the best lovers.....I should know....I've been dating them for 45 years". |
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baldar77
Sinfully Hard... To Please
Joined : 15 Sep 2007
Posts : 1277
| | Subject: Re: phone sex Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:46 pm | |
| | Or something to that effect..... |
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Sassenach
much too perspicacious to be taken in by so spurious an argument
Age : 45
Joined : 23 Aug 2007
Posts : 1536
| | Subject: Re: phone sex Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:50 pm | |
| If you're rich and famous you can get young ass that is motivated to do anything you want.
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Foolery, sir, does walk about the orb like the sun; it shines everywhere. |
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